This motion picture is protected under the copyright laws of my dog Annabelle. Any unauthorized exhibition, distribution, or copying of this film or any part thereof (including soundtrack) may result in some amount of howling and general sadness. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious except for a couple that are obviously real (you know who you are). No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred-ish.  No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture, or website; however, I did bang my knee against the table and that hurt.